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Want To Join The Qrew?

We are not currently accepting new membership.

When we are though, Applications are very simple. First and foremost introduce yourself and let us get to know you. We are a clan of friends, and want friendly membaz. We are working on a code of conduct or Member Rulez, they won't be outrageous, don't sweat it.  Drop an application on our forum or arrange  to meet us on the server from our servers page. 

This clan is run like a big happy family. A big  kentuckian / nambla Family. It is a democracy. Which means we vote on everything so one needs to be on  speaking terms with everyone of our members.

Oh yeah, try and be funny. A good sense of humor goes a long long way. Especially with the odd assortment of class clowns we have gathered here.

Member Profiles Section

The Killin Qrew

Click the Picture of each Member for a Personal Bio.
 If nothin happens then their page isn't ready yet.

JestaFreak (active)
AKA: NsemN8R, Da-gLu-Freak, DaFreak, PhriQue 
Quaker Since:  October 1997
Railz Only since 1-2K1
Gus 
AKA:  ?
Quaker Since: She Wont say
Railz Only since She wont say
Heth (active)
AKA: DeadShot, JestaBoy
Quaker Since: Quake 2
Railz Only Since: 2001
Age:
15
MostlyStew  (active)
AKA:  Anything with "Stew" in it
Quaker Since: Q3 - Mid 2002
                         Q2 - Since 1999
Railz Only since: Jan 2003
Shaunki Kong  (active)
AKA:  ?
Quaker Since: gLu said so.
Railz Only since gLu said so.
Smoky (Spiritually Active)
AKA: Tedy Bear
Quaker Since: 1999
Railz Only since 1999

Lady*V* (active)
AKA: Vipster, Vippy, Vippylicious
Quaker Since: 1996
Railz Only since 9-2K1
Vertigo-X (active)
AKA: Veiron
Quaker Since: Don't Know
Railz Only since
Not Sure
TheWiggin (active)
AKA: WarDawg, AftaShok
Quaker Since: Quake 2
Railz Only Since: 9-2K1
Wisteron (active)
AKA: ??
Quaker Since: ??
Railz Only Since:
??

The Junior Crew <-jcgLu->
The Godz like us Junior Crew can be seen On a server near you. Maybe.

@lph@omeg@ <-jcgLu->
AKA: Freak's  nother Nephew, Alec 
Quaker Since: gLuCon 1
Railz Only Since: gLuCon 1
Age: 1
4
   
   

Godz Like Us Reserve Fighters
This section represents our gLu clan members who are still active but are currently on a quake hiatus. They are occasionally seen on a server here or there but they have more of a life then the rest of us. We pray someday they will disregard things like work, relationships, responsibilities, and return to the only thing that really matters in this world - Railing Ass!!!

DarkHorse (MIA)
AKA:  Piglet, Pigg-zilla
Quaker Since: Doom
Railz Only since Late 2K
snubNOSE (MIA)
AKA: <-I’m With Stup1d
Quaker Since: Way Back
Railz Only since OG
Cynical (MIA)
AKA:  -Nine-
Quaker Since: Fall 2K
Railz Only since Fall 2K
Aftabirth (WoW)
AKA: Tempest, D'Zeezed1, stains 
Quaker Since: August 1998 
Railz Only since 9-2K1
b!rdm@n (MIA)
AKA:  Don't Know
Quaker Since: He Won't Say
Railz Only since He Won't Say
BUN (MIA)
AKA:  nubuLg
Quaker Since: Quake 1
Railz Only since 2001
Draken (WoW)
AKA: DragonFire, NeXus, BlackOUt, RagnaRoK
Quaker Since: Wolfenstein3d
Railz Only since july 2K2
KitKat  (MIA)
AKA:  ?
Quaker Since: She Wont say
Railz Only since She wont say
Mung (WoW)
AKA: Sniffin<-gLu->, 
Krazy<-gLu-> 

modelQuaker Since: Way Back
Railz Only since 9-2K1
Tarot (WoW)
AKA:  ??
Quaker Since: ??
Railz Only since
??
Vixxy  (WoW)
AKA:  ?
Quaker Since:
Railz Only since
Z (WoW)
AKA: TStorm, SirMissAlot, ImInvisible, Unl33t, Alchemy, ObZeen, Pest
Quaker Since: June 1998 Railz Only since 1-2K1
X'ile (Semi-MIA)
AKA: ()()....()(), Spanky<-gLu->
Quaker Since: 1999
Railz Only since 2001

X-gLu Clan Members

Dex (active)
AKA:  ?
Quaker Since: He Wont say
Railz Only since He wont say

Perplexed by Dex, who's railing hard. Chalk the longshot to the new vid-card.

BallTongue (active)
AKA: BallTongue
Quaker Since: Quake 1
Railz Only since ?-2001

BallTongue rails in streets or alleys. Your dead before your team can rally

Stickie (active)
AKA:  DieShaw,
Quaker Since: He Wont say
Railz Only since He wont say

Arial shots just ain't so tricky, When ya fall into the sights of Stickie.

Speedy (semi-MIA)
AKA: ?
Quaker Since: He Wont say
Railz Only since He wont say

Guard your base when you see speedy, flags and frags he's equal greedy.

JeWeLz (active)
AKA: GlowGirl, KaraKuri
Quaker Since: Been Quaking
Railz Only since : <-gLu-> Told Me So

We're sure you all will feel like tools when you taste the rail from lil JeWeLz

Muerte (very active)
AKA: Liam, InTheZone, Crazy <-gLu->, Elmers<-gLu->
Quaker Since: July 2001
Railz Only since 7-2K1
Muerte's courtyard he defends, Touch that flag and death descends.
Un<-gLu-> (semi-MIA
AKA:[OLD]Unconnected
Quaker Since: Quake 1
Railz Only Since the birth of Q3
Watch that U don't get infected, by the rail from Unconnected.
SoliDSnakE (active)
AKA: LiFE
Quaker Since: March 99
Railz Only since Spring 2K1
Now SolidSnake don't like to Brag, But he will Jack you for your flag.
Strabo (semi-active)
AKA: ?
Quaker Since: He Wont say
Railz Only since He wont say
Through all defense Strabo will pass, oppose him and he'll code your ass.
Riptide (MIA)
AKA: ?
Quaker Since: He Wont say
Railz Only since He wont say
Riptide rails on land or water, frag's ya then he'll grope your daughter
Swordfish (MIA)
AKA:  K0nj0
Quaker Since: Michael Jackson was black
Railz Only since I wized up
Like the movie from his nic was fed, Swordfish goes off, they all drop dead.
Arsenic <-gLu->
AKA: -Anti-(99)-, Erratic, Innocent
Quaker Since: Quake 1 demo release :)
Railz Only since 5-2K2
Arsenic rails for railings sake, trails gibs and bloodmist in his wake.
Ciggy <-gLu->
AKA: Cigarette-man
Quaker Since: ?
Railz Only since ?
Can't hide from Ciggy, always sEEn, One hand Rail, the other Visine.
*Tick* (MIA)
AKA: Ig<-gLu->
Quaker Since: December 1999
Railz Only since 10-2k
*Tick* will frag ya none to soon, railz dead eye - battle cry, "SPOOON!!!
Mihesauh (MIA) 
AKA: (none as yet)
Quaker Since: ?
Railz Only for 0 months
You'd learn to fear Mihesauh's name, if he ever played this game.

RamRod 
AKA:  N|Mulligan
Quaker Since: ?
Railz Only since ?
You'll use the 'F' word and damn god, Each time that your railed by Ramrod.

J3NN <-gLu->
AKA: Jenn*E*fer. Pi*ka<-gLu->
Quaker Since: 11-2K1
Railz Only since 11-2K1
Departed: September 2K2
J3NN<-gLu-> looks so young and sweet, But her rapid rail turns you to meat!

FADE <-gLu->
AKA: Cap*n, DaKernal, Capn*NicCard
Quaker Since: Way Back
Railz Only since 1-2K1
Departed: Early 2K2
Beware of Fade who'll rail ya dead, then flub his T-bag on your head.

Milan <-gLu->
AKA: Juggs-Or-Not, TripleMcubed 
Quaker Since: 12-2K
Railz Only since 1-2K1
Departed: May 2K2
You must be weary of Milan, who railz ya gibby then he's gone.
spooge (MIA)
AKA: Iceman, ALilGirl, HisDadsPenis
Quaker Since: December 1997
Railz Only for 0 months
If Spooge Gets ya it's a real bad day, cuz that asshole don't even play.
No Picture 
Available
5thElement <-gLu->
AKA:  Q3voyeur, Tonya Bobbitt
Quaker Since: Quake 1
Railz Only since Dec 2k1
Lookin up at 5th Element, She's glad you ate that rail she sent.

No Picture 
Available

kerri <-gLu->
AKA: hottoddy, toddy, soapy
Quaker Since: January '96
Railz Only since Nov 2k1
kerri rails red hot today, and tomorrow she'll cause more dismay

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